| 8:01 | Niv bitches about hotness, proposes relocation of meeting. |
| 8:02 | Niv and Ryan reference Kool-Aid man |
| 8:02 | "Doughboy? That's a short stop from douchebag" |
| 8:03 | Phone rings - for Niv - its his mom. He gets out of it, albeit slowly |
| 8:04 | Cleveland is in East - not in Midwest - a common misconception - no race riots like in LA. Koreans = "stupid dog eaters" |
| 8:05 | Ken's common sense addressed - needs to be talked to. Ryan proposes visiting hours. Niv proposes house rules -> #1 = No Ken |
| 8:06 | Thad reads back minutes |
| 8:07 | Niv feeds Nick chicken, compares Nick and Urs to housewives, offers carrot, is rejected |
| 8:08 | Jon thinks Niv is lucky due to dinner and football |
| 8:08 | Niv wants record struck, can't b/c pen Niv proposes the cape. Jon proposes Adam's party |
| 8:09 | Nick has to yell at Tufts. Jon teases Thad -> I'm holding the pen, dumbass |
| 8:10 | Jon takes off pants, admits cheating at college football, does a monkey dance, and falls over |
| 8:11 | Jon proposes recruiting on Sunday. Ryan proposes Denise's (JP Lick's). Nick seconds the motion. Jon proposes Ryan goes alone. Niv is poor. Jon busts out hyperbole |
| 8:12 | Nick -> Jon = douche. Ryan's proposal is passed unanimously. Ryan proposes no Ken, more jokes are made |
| 8:13 | Brokenness of house is discussed, Jon = douche for 2nd time. Niv eats cat? Jon makes Korean joke again -> shot down. "What do you call a Chinese person with 3 cats? A herder!" |
| 8:14 | Phil's 9 cats discussed |
| 8:15 | Meeting ended. 3 Ayes, Jon abstains |