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Auto response from CrazyNiv (7:59:20 PM): eatin

dooberfig (7:59:27 PM): i blame you for this
CrazyNiv (8:00:56 PM): i didn't do it
CrazyNiv (8:00:59 PM): maybe marisa?
CrazyNiv (8:01:01 PM): wow
CrazyNiv (8:01:04 PM): thats pretty funny though
CrazyNiv (8:01:07 PM): and i gotta talk to you
dooberfig (8:01:07 PM): yeah
CrazyNiv (8:01:08 PM): but later
CrazyNiv (8:01:09 PM): cuz dinner is on
dooberfig (8:01:10 PM): whoever did it...
dooberfig (8:01:12 PM): ok
CrazyNiv (8:01:12 PM): hehehe
CrazyNiv (8:01:13 PM): later
dooberfig (8:01:15 PM): later
dooberfig (8:05:05 PM): i know you arent around, but im just pointing out the fact that marisa didnt sign off of a computer in an internet cafe in russia

Auto response from CrazyNiv (8:05:05 PM): dinner

dooberfig (8:05:17 PM): certainly nothing good can come of that
dooberfig signed off at 8:21:31 PM.
dooberfig signed on at 8:35:26 PM.
dooberfig (8:35:37 PM): dude

Auto response from CrazyNiv (8:35:37 PM): dinner

dooberfig (8:35:39 PM): dude
dooberfig (8:35:40 PM): dudue
dooberfig (8:35:41 PM): daoigashd
dooberfig (8:35:42 PM): 'lfdashja'lkfdgnfds'hbfds
dooberfig (8:35:42 PM): 's
dooberfig (8:35:42 PM): vdjbks 'mv
dooberfig (8:35:46 PM): indians
dooberfig (8:35:47 PM): traded
dooberfig (8:35:49 PM): colon
dooberfig (8:36:18 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dooberfig (8:36:24 PM): stupid fucking rate limit
dooberfig (8:36:26 PM): colon
dooberfig (8:36:29 PM): to
dooberfig (8:36:30 PM): expos
dooberfig (8:36:32 PM): yes
dooberfig (8:36:34 PM): that expos
dooberfig (8:36:44 PM): the team that will no longer exist
dooberfig (8:36:45 PM): soon
dooberfig (8:36:49 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dooberfig (8:37:09 PM): did i metion dr eric topal was all over espn.com with darryl kile stuff?
dooberfig (8:37:11 PM): im sure
dooberfig (8:37:13 PM): you saw
dooberfig (8:37:15 PM): but it fits
dooberfig (8:37:16 PM): now
dooberfig (8:37:17 PM): because
dooberfig (8:37:18 PM): this
dooberfig (8:37:22 PM): was like that was then
dooberfig (8:37:40 PM): well im just gonna keep talking
dooberfig (8:37:43 PM): till you get back
dooberfig (8:37:48 PM): cause maybe somehow you'll hear this
dooberfig (8:37:51 PM): or something
dooberfig (8:37:57 PM): or maybe i can just break the record
dooberfig (8:38:03 PM): for messages for niv
dooberfig (8:38:08 PM): because i want to do both
dooberfig (8:38:12 PM): and what better place than here
dooberfig (8:38:17 PM): what better time than now
dooberfig (8:38:41 PM): dude this is fucked up
dooberfig (8:38:45 PM): i saw it on fox 8
dooberfig (8:38:48 PM): john telich
dooberfig (8:38:49 PM): told me
dooberfig (8:38:58 PM): but i cant see anything online about it anywhere
dooberfig (8:39:05 PM): maybe im just going crazy
dooberfig (8:39:10 PM): that could always be the case
dooberfig (8:39:36 PM): this is just too strange
dooberfig (8:39:42 PM): way too fucked up to be real
dooberfig (8:39:50 PM): maybe fox is just fucking with us
dooberfig (8:39:57 PM): because thats what fox does
dooberfig (8:39:59 PM): or at least does best
dooberfig (8:40:01 PM): or something
dooberfig (8:40:05 PM): please cleveland.com
dooberfig (8:40:16 PM): damn
dooberfig (8:40:19 PM): nothing here
dooberfig (8:40:24 PM): AHHHH
dooberfig (8:40:28 PM): message boards!
dooberfig (8:40:31 PM): i have proof
dooberfig (8:40:34 PM): finally!@
dooberfig (8:40:35 PM): asdkjghads;lhas
dooberfig (8:40:56 PM): yay we get lee stevens!
dooberfig (8:41:01 PM): and 3 prospects
dooberfig (8:41:03 PM): so they claim
dooberfig (8:41:11 PM): lets go search some more......
dooberfig (8:41:31 PM): nivvles you must return asap
dooberfig (8:41:36 PM): this is killing me
dooberfig (8:41:44 PM): shit
dooberfig (8:42:03 PM): and the stupid fucking indians game got called
dooberfig (8:42:08 PM): so i cant even watch that
dooberfig (8:42:09 PM): to hear
dooberfig (8:42:11 PM): and all
dooberfig (8:42:18 PM): ahhhhhh
dooberfig (8:42:21 PM): PROOF
dooberfig (8:42:26 PM): REAL PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!
dooberfig (8:42:28 PM): mlb.com
dooberfig (8:42:30 PM): of all places
dooberfig (8:42:39 PM): so
dooberfig (8:42:42 PM): got lee stevens
dooberfig (8:42:46 PM): brandon phillips
dooberfig (8:42:49 PM): who plays short
dooberfig (8:42:53 PM): and is gonna be sweet
dooberfig (8:43:02 PM): a lefty pitcher
dooberfig (8:43:05 PM): cliff lee
dooberfig (8:43:09 PM): and and outfielder
dooberfig (8:43:12 PM): grady sizemore
dooberfig (8:43:26 PM): http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.j sp?ymd=20020627&content_id=66009&vkey=news_ mlb&fext=.jsp
dooberfig (8:43:36 PM): why the fuck couldnt we get vlad
dooberfig (8:43:45 PM): theyre not gonna be around next year
dooberfig (8:43:46 PM): whatever
dooberfig (8:43:54 PM): and who the fuck is gonna start for us now>
dooberfig (8:44:00 PM): and WHY lee stevens?
dooberfig (8:44:03 PM): thats just a waste
dooberfig (8:44:10 PM): of carbon based life
dooberfig (8:44:11 PM): or something
dooberfig (8:44:23 PM): dude youve gotta come back
dooberfig (8:44:24 PM): i mean it
dooberfig (8:44:25 PM): now
dooberfig (8:44:27 PM): now
dooberfig (8:44:27 PM): now
dooberfig (8:45:02 PM): when i saw telich
dooberfig (8:45:11 PM): i thought it was just gonna be an andre miller trade
dooberfig (8:45:15 PM): as one might expect
dooberfig (8:45:17 PM): but not this
dooberfig (8:45:19 PM): and not to montreal
dooberfig (8:45:24 PM): and not for fucking lee stevens
dooberfig (8:45:52 PM): these fucking guys had better be good
dooberfig (8:46:00 PM): phillips i know will be good
dooberfig (8:46:11 PM): so we can move omar and all
dooberfig (8:46:34 PM): so does colon get to be an nl all star now?
dooberfig (8:46:37 PM): thats the question....
dooberfig (8:46:47 PM): i guess hed have to be one
dooberfig (8:47:01 PM): even though he'll have no starts in the nl before the game
dooberfig (8:47:03 PM): thats fucked up
dooberfig (8:47:05 PM): very fucked up
dooberfig (8:47:39 PM): i wonder if thats ever happened before
dooberfig (8:47:45 PM): and WHY DONT YOU COME BACK????
dooberfig (8:47:56 PM): just note
dooberfig (8:47:58 PM): that lee stevens
dooberfig (8:48:06 PM): is hitting .190 this year
dooberfig (8:48:15 PM): with a .694 ops
dooberfig (8:48:19 PM): as a first baseman
dooberfig (8:48:23 PM): they better cut him
dooberfig (8:48:26 PM): asap
dooberfig (8:48:55 PM): ok
dooberfig (8:49:01 PM): so from over the winter
dooberfig (8:49:08 PM): its the espn.com expos minor league report
dooberfig (8:49:35 PM): Brandon Phillips, SS: Tools guy who made tremendous progress last year, polishing up the strike zone while showing improved power. Needs better defensive consistency, but intelligent and works hard. Look for him in September.
dooberfig (8:49:49 PM): Cliff Lee, LHP: Similar to Good. Throws strikes, throws hard enough to survive. I like him a bit better than Good due to his higher strikeout rate (129 in 110 innings at Class A Jupiter), but many experts prefer Good.
dooberfig (8:50:08 PM): just so you know, heres the "good" of which john sickles speaks
dooberfig (8:50:14 PM): Eric Good, LHP: Three-pitch lefty, including 90 mph fastball, curve, and change. Throws strikes, will face Double-A test in '02.
dooberfig (8:50:23 PM): Grady Sizemore, OF: Drew 81 walks, stole 32 bases for Class A Clinton, just a year out of high school. Lefty stick, runs well, very good with the glove, and may develop some power. Looks like a breakout candidate to me.
dooberfig (8:50:26 PM): so there we go
dooberfig (8:53:16 PM): so sizemore and phillips are studs

Auto response from CrazyNiv (8:53:16 PM): dinner

dooberfig (8:53:32 PM): lee... not that promising
dooberfig (8:53:39 PM): and then fucking stevens
dooberfig (8:53:49 PM): lets see if i can find anything else on these guys...
dooberfig (8:54:24 PM): but who is gonna pitch?
dooberfig (8:54:35 PM): does this mean they have to call up drew again to start?
dooberfig (8:54:43 PM): hes been pitching well at buffalo
dooberfig (8:54:47 PM): but we've heard that before...
dooberfig (8:55:23 PM): i need to find these guys stats somewhere
dooberfig (8:55:40 PM): i think theyre on mlb.com somewhere
dooberfig (8:56:41 PM): and the indians have to give up a player to be named AND cash
dooberfig (8:56:58 PM): this really doesnt sound like the best deal in the world to me
dooberfig (8:56:59 PM): not at all
dooberfig (8:57:38 PM): so sizemore is in AA
dooberfig (8:57:43 PM): hitting .258
dooberfig (8:57:57 PM): 36 wlaks/41 k's
dooberfig (8:58:08 PM): 9 steals
dooberfig (8:58:10 PM): no homers
dooberfig (8:59:03 PM): phillips is in AAA
dooberfig (8:59:09 PM): hitting .327
dooberfig (8:59:12 PM): 6 steals
dooberfig (8:59:15 PM): 9 homers
dooberfig (8:59:23 PM): 11 walks/ 33 k's
dooberfig (8:59:37 PM): and this lee fellow
dooberfig (8:59:40 PM): is also in AAA
dooberfig (8:59:43 PM): 7-2
dooberfig (8:59:48 PM): 3.13 ERA
dooberfig (8:59:57 PM): 105 k's/23 walks
dooberfig (9:00:04 PM): in 86 innings
dooberfig (9:00:07 PM): that aint too shabby
dooberfig (9:00:52 PM): lee will be 24 at the end of august
dooberfig (9:01:40 PM): sizemore will be 20 at the start of august
dooberfig (9:01:41 PM): so thats nice
dooberfig (9:01:49 PM): and phillips....
dooberfig (9:02:41 PM): turns 21 tomorrow
dooberfig (9:02:48 PM): so happy birthday to him
dooberfig (9:03:02 PM): but he plays in canada
dooberfig (9:03:07 PM): so 21 aint too special for him
dooberfig (9:03:24 PM): well if that pitcher doesnt suck
dooberfig (9:03:36 PM): and it appears that the suck has been turned down as of late
dooberfig (9:03:39 PM): i cant complain
dooberfig (9:03:42 PM): he is a little old
dooberfig (9:03:52 PM): but i guess he just goes right into the rotation now?
dooberfig (9:04:14 PM): yay for me!
dooberfig (9:04:23 PM): you better fucking read these...
CrazyNiv (9:04:40 PM): pl
CrazyNiv (9:04:41 PM): eaipojta
CrazyNiv (9:04:43 PM): i read em all
CrazyNiv (9:04:45 PM): sorta
CrazyNiv (9:04:46 PM): fuck
dooberfig (9:04:46 PM): so i guess that thome better pack his bags
CrazyNiv (9:04:46 PM): fuck
dooberfig (9:04:47 PM): ok
CrazyNiv (9:04:47 PM): fuck
CrazyNiv (9:04:48 PM): yeah
CrazyNiv (9:04:50 PM): wheres thome going
CrazyNiv (9:04:55 PM): why doy ou hate lee stevens
dooberfig (9:04:56 PM): probably boston
dooberfig (9:05:00 PM): cause hes old
CrazyNiv (9:05:04 PM): so basically
dooberfig (9:05:04 PM): and hitting .190
CrazyNiv (9:05:06 PM): what this all means
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dooberfig (9:05:08 PM): and making mucho $
dooberfig (9:05:13 PM): not mucho
dooberfig (9:05:17 PM): but guttierez $
dooberfig (9:05:21 PM): and we all know what i think about him...
CrazyNiv (9:05:38 PM): all this means is the expos are moving to washington
CrazyNiv (9:05:43 PM): and we are trading thome
dooberfig (9:05:50 PM): yes
CrazyNiv (9:06:09 PM): you were at around 180
dooberfig (9:06:18 PM): so i saw
dooberfig (9:06:24 PM): record is all mine?
CrazyNiv (9:06:24 PM): and i gotta read all this
CrazyNiv (9:06:27 PM): yeah
CrazyNiv (9:06:28 PM): pretty much
CrazyNiv (9:06:32 PM): nice job :-)
dooberfig (9:06:33 PM): yay!
dooberfig (9:06:38 PM): no problem